Unconscious me is a sneaky bitch

So this happened to me the other morning. Found my iPad and SAD light under my pillow and I was laying on top of my phone and iPod. Once I rolled over to investigate the lumps I was blasted by a cacophony of beeps, music, and sirens. It was not a nice morning, but I had to be impressed my unconscious ability to stifle all of the alarms without being capable of actually turning them off.